Sadly, two of our heroines met their demise in
the ensuing melee.
The first was crushed by an old house that just happened to be falling out of the sky….
The first was crushed by an old house that just happened to be falling out of the sky….
The remaining witch managed to ‘fly under the radar’, go unnoticed, and escape all this mayhem.
Leaving the wonderful state of wheat and poppies behind, she continued her lonely trek westward.
Just as Forrest Gump did, she kept going until she reached an ocean. Here she settled down and established a highly successful career in the L.A. food service industry.
“You wanna hurry it up with that Chef’s Stew? We got customers waitin’ out here!”
“…fire burn an’ cauldron bu….WHA?...Oh, Yeah…SURE….COMIN’ RIGHT UP, BOSS !!!”
THUS ENDS THE TALE OF THE THREE WITCHES OF SCOTLAND.
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